The Simple Things

The reason I'm blogging again.

 
Brad's back. and I can't stay away.
I've watched all but one season of the Bachelor (missed "Prince" lorenzo because he was TOO ugly to be believable), but my FAVORITE one was Brad. I was heartbroken when he didn't choose either girl, but then I started to understand and respect his decision.
And now he's back and is a "changed man" (in case you didn't catch that the first 300 times it was mentioned). I believe it. Brad is healed and is looking for love.
So who's it going to be???
Let's start with who it should NOT be.
Offender #1 - Vampire Lady
 

I don't care if you have a thing for vampires, have a little self-respect! Do you see what we see when you look in the mirror?? You look absolutely ridiculous.
I, for one, don't even think she's attractive. Lose the teeth. Put some makeup on and do your hair. Then we'll re-evaluate.

Offender #2 - The Catfighting Duo
 
I cannot think of anything more unattractive than catfighting with someone on National TV. Again...don't these girls see what they are doing??? Melissa's whole "I've given everything to be here...bought all these clothes and gowns, I even quit my job!!!" bit made me gag. You're a waitress, honey. They are ALWAYS hiring.
And Raichel the MANSCAPER??? Un-freaking-believable. You can't make this stuff up people.
I was glad that Brad saw the light and tossed them both to the curb. Pathetic.

Offender #3 - The Valley Psycho
 
Wow. I almost don't know what to say here. She is just plain crazy. Did you catch that it was her birthday last night??? Oh my. I like birthdays too, but it doesn't mean that it's a national holiday!!! She is so much drama...storming off the set of the PSA announcements because she wasn't getting enough time and then when Brad chased after her (just like she wanted) she launched in to how she was here for him...blah, blah, blah.
And then the whole stealing him away first thing at the Rose Ceremony just to ask him where he got his coffee was ridiculous. I get what she's doing. She's trying to pretend that she's so confident in their "connection" that now it's time to get to know the little things about him. Um...how about telling him you have a kid?!
She just plain out BUGS. He can't get rid of her fast enough.

So here's who I like:
1.) Rachel Berry/Jackie
 
I loved her last night. She's classy and real. I like that she's not a slut and has only had 2 boyfriends (although Brad was CLEARLY freaked out by that!). I really like her.

2.) Ricky Bobby's Widow
 
How could you not be drawn to this Southern Belle? SUCH a sad story. But, is SHE ready for love??? I do like how Brad gets tongue tied around her. I think that is so cute.

3.) Ashley the Dentist and Ashley the Youngest
He seems to really like both the Ashleys. The Nanny is too young and clearly he gave her the first impression rose last week because she said that she would always be his friend. And the other Ashley was really great on the Carnival date. they bonded over their delinquent daddies. But I'm just not sure there was crazy chemistry.

Jury's Out on:
Chantel from Seattle - she has possibilities, but I just don't know too much about her yet.

So, I HATED the group date this week and I'll hate the movie scene one from next week. those are NEVER good dates...why do they keep repeating them?
And the exit interviews. My friend Brooke said it best last week when she said that girls should just refuse to give exit interviews. They look SO desperate it makes me sick.
What about the girl this week who said that "if they gave out an Oscar for worst dater, I would get it."
Newsflash...stop trying so hard!

Overall, great ep. I love Brad and can't wait for him to find love!

I Love These Kind of Things...

I saw this on Shelly's blog and couldn't help myself. I love stuff like this:

Here's the details:
The Questions:

1. What is your first name? Laura
2. What is your favorite food? Mexican
3. What high school did you go to? Issaquah
4. What is your favorite color? Apple Green
5. Who is your celebrity crush? Hugh Jackman
6. Favorite drink? Root Beer
7. Dream vacation? Tahiti
8. Favorite dessert? Any pastry
9. What you want to be when you grow up? Content
10. What do you love most in life? Family Hugs
11. One Word to describe you. Tired
12. Your flickr name  ElleBee

1. The Photographer, 2. 20050927 Enchiladas rojas, 3. Light, 4. Manzanas, 5. OUT17292479, 6. Mugs-Up Root Beer Sign, 7. Floating in paradise, 8. Untitled, 9. Sweethearts, 10. Family Portrait, 11. :2006: Pensieri, non sogni. - (Not dreams, indeed.), 12. Olde Tyme Clothespegs

Here we go again...

And so it starts...

Last night the Bachelorette began. I have to admit, I was a Jenni fan during the whole Brad season of the Bachelor. But, I was pleasantly surprised at how likable DeAnna was last night. Of course, I'm hooked.
There were dopey guys, arrogant jerks and the always entertaining guy who refers to himself in the third person (Greg is here to sweep her off her feet and NO one puts Greg in the corner).
Here are my top three picks:

Richard: the geeky science teacher. I like him. Except WHY would you wear a RED shirt? I'll forgive him because he's a little nerdy...but I think he has serious potential.

Graham: I think she really digs him. I'm not there yet, but I think he'll last awhile.

Jeremy: Serious, successful...again I think he's going to be a contender.

Those who I think are a complete waste of airtime:

Jesse the snowboarder. (this picture is WAY more generous than the mug we saw last night) Seriously, I applaud your individuality, but the black velour suit coat with neon splatters is not attractive on ANYONE. AT ALL. You've got an episode or two left, but only because you're the funny clown.

Sean the Karate Kid. Dear Sean, Patrick Swayze hair went out after Dirty Dancing. IN THE 80's. You might be more attractive if you cut it. But then you do stuff like karate kick a lemon off someone else's head to impress a girl. Note to Sean. It's not that impressive.

So, there you have it. My top three. Are you watching??? Who's going to take it???

Just for fun...

Jenny and her little boy Jack are here playing, so I have no time to blog.
But, here is a fun little quiz:

What color are you?

Laura, your true color is Green!

You're green, the color of growth and vigor. Good-hearted and giving, you have a knack for finding and bringing out the best in people. Green is the most down-to-earth color in the spectrum — reliable and trustworthy. People know they can count on you to be around in times of need, since your concern for people is genuine and sincere. You take pride in being a good friend. For you, success is measured in terms of personal achievement and growth, not by status or position. Rare as emeralds, greens are wonderful, natural people. It truly is your color!

I think it sounds pretty good!
Take the quiz here.